Collection: Unwelcome Mats
Not all guests are created equal.
Some visitors light up the room the moment they arrive. Others... well, that's what this collection is for. The Unwelcome Collection is for homes that believe honesty is the best policy — and that your front door is the perfect place to start.
These hand-painted mats don't do subtle. They do straight to the point, with just enough charm to make you laugh before you take offence. Think of them as a polite heads up. A gentle warning. A friendly suggestion that perhaps — on this particular occasion — turning around might be the better option.
Every mat is hand-painted to order in New Zealand, because even an unwelcome message deserves proper craftsmanship.
You'll know if this collection is for you. So will your visitors.
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No Cunts Coir Doormat
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Live, Laugh, Fuck off by 9pm Coir Doormat
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Can't You Just Text Me? Doormat
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Bad Bitches Only Coir Doormat
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Not Welcome Coir Doormat
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You can knock but we probably won't answer Coir Doormat
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Piss Off Coir Doormat
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Nah, We're Good. No Soliciting Coir Doormat
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Go Away Peasants Coir Doormat
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Fuck Off Coir Doormat
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Danger Fart Zone Coir Doormat
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Welcome-ish depends on who you are Coir Doormat
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Welcome. Just kidding, please go home Coir Doormat
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Welcome, beware of filthy mouthed wife. Husband is cool Coir Doormat
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Warning probably naked Coir Doormat
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Warning no stupid people beyond this point Coir Doormat
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This mat doesn't say welcome because I'm not a liar Doormat
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Ring doorbell and run, the dog needs exercise Doormat
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Ring bell win a toddler Doormat
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Probably watching you though the curtains Doormat
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You Might Get In But You Wont Get Out Doormat
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Probably Ignoring You Doormat
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Probably Gone Golfing Doormat
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Probably gone Fishing Doormat
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Poof Be Gone Doormat
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Nothing of value here (besides this doormat)
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Nope not happening Doormat
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No Soliciting, seriously don't make it weird Doormat
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Nacho House Doormat
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Sorry We're Closed Doormat
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Push It Good (the doorbell) Doormat
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No Text, No Call, No Answer Doormat
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NOPE Doormat
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Welcome to the Shitshow Doormat
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Smile You Are On Camera Doormat
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Like a good neighbour, stay over there Doormat
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