Collection: Funny & Rude
We warned you. You're still here. Come in.
Life's too short for a doormat that just says "Welcome." The Funny & Rude collection is for the homes with a sense of humour — the ones where guests know exactly what they're walking into before they even knock. These mats are bold, a little bit cheeky, and guaranteed to get a reaction. Whether it's a subtle hint to unwanted visitors or a warning about house rules, every design is hand-painted to order in Northland, New Zealand. Not for the faint-hearted. Absolutely for everyone else.
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Witches Be Crazy Doormat
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We're the nicest assholes you'll ever meet Doormat
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We're not here to f**k spiders Doormat
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Welcome Madafakas Doormat
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Welcome... just kidding fuck off Doormat
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Welcome, beware of filthy mouthed wife. Husband is cool Doormat
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Warning probably naked Doormat
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Warning no stupid people beyond this point Doormat
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Warning house may be dirty (like your mum) Doormat
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Warning dad jokes ahead Doormat
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This mat doesn't say welcome because I'm not a liar Doormat
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The neighbours have better stuff Doormat
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The Dogfather Doormat
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That's a horrible idea, what time? Doormat
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Take your fucking shoes off Doormat
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Ring doorbell and run, the dog needs exercise Doormat
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Ring bell win a toddler Doormat
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Probably watching you though the curtains Doormat
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Please remove your shoes, our kids lick the floor Doormat
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You look like I need a drink first Doormat
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Probably Ignoring You Doormat
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Probably Gone Golfing Doormat
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Poof Be Gone Doormat
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Please F#$k Off Doormat
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Please don't let the toddlers escape Doormat
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Nothing of value here (besides this doormat)
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Nope not happening Doormat
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No Soliciting, seriously don't make it weird Doormat
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Sorry We're Closed Doormat
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Push It Good (the doorbell) Doormat
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No Text, No Call, No Answer Doormat
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Please Remove Your Shoes, We're Foot Nudists Doormat
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Nice Package Doormat
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Shoes Off Homie Doormat
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NOPE Doormat
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Welcome to the Shitshow Doormat
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