Collection: Funny & Rude
We warned you. You're still here. Come in.
Life's too short for a doormat that just says "Welcome." The Funny & Rude collection is for the homes with a sense of humour — the ones where guests know exactly what they're walking into before they even knock. These mats are bold, a little bit cheeky, and guaranteed to get a reaction. Whether it's a subtle hint to unwanted visitors or a warning about house rules, every design is hand-painted to order in Northland, New Zealand. Not for the faint-hearted. Absolutely for everyone else.
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Please remove your shoes, our kids lick the floor Doormat
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You look like I need a drink first Doormat
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Probably Ignoring You Doormat
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Probably Gone Golfing Doormat
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Poof Be Gone Doormat
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Please F#$k Off Doormat
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Please don't let the toddlers escape Doormat
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Nothing of value here (besides this doormat)
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Nope not happening Doormat
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No Soliciting, seriously don't make it weird Doormat
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Sorry We're Closed Doormat
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Push It Good (the doorbell) Doormat
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No Text, No Call, No Answer Doormat
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Please Remove Your Shoes, We're Foot Nudists Doormat
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NOPE Doormat
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Welcome to the Shitshow Doormat
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Real Friends Bring... Doormat
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Please Hide Packages Doormat
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Oh Shit Not You Again! Doormat
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Middle Finger Up Doormat
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Sorry if you trip over my wiener Doormat
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Smile You Are On Camera Doormat
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Lose the Shoes Doormat
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Like a good neighbour, stay over there Doormat
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Let's keep the dumb fuckery to minimum today Doormat
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Knock on Door, Win a Kid Doormat
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It's basically a zoo in here Doormat
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I'm the quiet neighbour with the BIG freezer Doormat
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I'm here for the gang bang Doormat
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If you want to stay sober don't come over Doormat
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If you didn't call first I'm not home Doormat
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I see the assassins have failed Doormat
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I like it dirty Doormat
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I hope you brought your fat pants Doormat
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I can't believe you came... that's what she said Doormat
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I can only handle one idiot per day... are you feeling lucky? Doormat
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