Collection: Funny & Rude
We warned you. You're still here. Come in.
Life's too short for a doormat that just says "Welcome." The Funny & Rude collection is for the homes with a sense of humour — the ones where guests know exactly what they're walking into before they even knock. These mats are bold, a little bit cheeky, and guaranteed to get a reaction. Whether it's a subtle hint to unwanted visitors or a warning about house rules, every design is hand-painted to order in Northland, New Zealand. Not for the faint-hearted. Absolutely for everyone else.
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Welcome... just kidding fuck off Coir Doormat
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No Cunts Coir Doormat
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Live, Laugh, Fuck off by 9pm Coir Doormat
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The neighbours have better stuff Doormat
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Nice Package Doormat
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Shoes Off Homie Doormat
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Good Vibes Only Doormat
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Come the fuck in or fuck the fuck off Doormat
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Can't You Just Text Me? Doormat
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Just so you know, every day is hump day for our dog Coir Doormat
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Bad Bitches Only Coir Doormat
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Welcome to the Jungle Coir Doormat
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You can knock but we probably won't answer Coir Doormat
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Piss Off Coir Doormat
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Nah, We're Good. No Soliciting Coir Doormat
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Go Away Peasants Coir Doormat
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Get in Loser Coir Doormat
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Fuck Off Coir Doormat
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Danger, my sense of humour might hurt your feelings Coir Doormat
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Danger Fart Zone Coir Doormat
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Witches Be Crazy Coir Doormat
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We're the nicest assholes you'll ever meet Coir Doormat
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We're not here to f**k spiders Coir Doormat
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Welcome Madafakas Coir Doormat
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Welcome, beware of filthy mouthed wife. Husband is cool Coir Doormat
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Warning probably naked Coir Doormat
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Warning no stupid people beyond this point Coir Doormat
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Warning house may be dirty (like your mum) Doormat
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Warning dad jokes ahead Doormat
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This mat doesn't say welcome because I'm not a liar Doormat
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The Dogfather Doormat
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That's a horrible idea, what time? Doormat
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Take your fucking shoes off Doormat
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Ring doorbell and run, the dog needs exercise Doormat
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Ring bell win a toddler Doormat
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Probably watching you though the curtains Doormat
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