Funny & Rude

We warned you. You're still here. Come in.

Life's too short for a doormat that just says "Welcome." The Funny & Rude collection is for the homes with a sense of humour — the ones where guests know exactly what they're walking into before they even knock. These mats are bold, a little bit cheeky, and guaranteed to get a reaction. Whether it's a subtle hint to unwanted visitors or a warning about house rules, every design is hand-painted to order in Northland, New Zealand. Not for the faint-hearted. Absolutely for everyone else.