Collection: Funny & Rude
We warned you. You're still here. Come in.
Life's too short for a doormat that just says "Welcome." The Funny & Rude collection is for the homes with a sense of humour — the ones where guests know exactly what they're walking into before they even knock. These mats are bold, a little bit cheeky, and guaranteed to get a reaction. Whether it's a subtle hint to unwanted visitors or a warning about house rules, every design is hand-painted to order in Northland, New Zealand. Not for the faint-hearted. Absolutely for everyone else.
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Excuse the mess, the kids are assholes Doormat
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Excuse the mess. My children are feral Doormat
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Excuse the Mess, I'm a Shitty Housewife Doormat
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Doorbell broken, yell DING DONG real loud Doormat
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Don't stop be leaving Doormat
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Don't just stand there, bust a move! Doormat
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Dirt, toys and lots of noise Doormat
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Did You Call First? Doormat
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Deliveries, Were Ross and Rachel on a Break? Doormat
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Definitely Not a Trap Door Doormat
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Everyone Welcome Except [CUSTOM NAME]... Doormat
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Cum Inside Doormat
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Come the fuck in or fuck the fuck off Doormat
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Can't You Just Text Me? Doormat
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Come In, It's Lit Doormat
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Come Back with a Warrant Doormat
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Come back when you look like your profile picture Doormat
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Chaos Lives Here Doormat
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Bitch Come In Doormat
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Beware of Wife Doormat
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Beware I'm Usually Naked Doormat
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Attention Burglars, Please carry ID so we can notify next of kin Doormat
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A Great Fisherman Lives Here With the Catch of his Life Doormat
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